Hugging is healthy.
It helps the body's immune system, keeps you healthier;
cures depression, reduces stress, induces sleep. It's invigorating and rejuvenating,
has no unpleasant side effects, and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug.
Hugging significantly increases your body's production of endorphins.
Hugging is all natural.
It's organic, naturally sweet, no pesticides, no preservatives,
no artificial ingredients, and 100% wholesome. Hugging is practically perfect: no moving parts,
no batteries to wear out, no periodic checkups, low energy consumption, high-energy yield,
inflation-proof, non-fattening, no monthly payments, no insurance requirements,
theft-proof, nontaxable, nonpolluting, and, of course,
quite returnable
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